Don't be a fool! Skout shares the best and worst of pickup lines

In honor of April Fool's Day, we're bringing you the best and worst pickup lines and techniques your Skout team has heard (and admittedly, sometimes used).  

Hey, I'm sorry but...my friends bet me I couldn't go up to the most beautiful girl in this bar and start a conversation. So, would you like to get a drink with the money they owe me? -Donald Johns, Senior Designer

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. -Abi Barsana, Marketing 

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Is your name Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get. -Rachel Tan, Office Manager

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Are your legs tired from running through my dreams all night? -Kim Walch, Financial Controller

 

What's your favorite silverware?  Because I LOVE to spoon. -Jordan Barnes, Public Relations

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Is your dad a drug dealer? Because girl, you are DOPE! -Henry Tsai, Product Managerprofile pic

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. -Tuan Nguyen, Marketing Analyst

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Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! -Mark Seidler, Creative Director

Were you arrested earlier? It's illegal to look that good! -Kristen Van Bebber, AP/A Manager

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Girl you better have a license, because you are driving me crazy. -Carrie Tucker, Revenue Monetization Specialist

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