We asked you to comment with your caption for our profile picture for a chance to win a 5,000-person Wink Bomb. We had so many great captions that we chose 10 instead of 5 winners. You Skouts are awesomely punny!
Here is the photo and the winning captions. Comment and tell us what you think!
rj “Aflac eat fresh! … wait wait .. no that’s not right …. damn you ducks! Lol”
Mike “Guy #1 “Dude, what the Duck is going on in here?” Guy #2 “I dunno bro, but I’m quacking up” Lol”
jewelssx3 “Subway, Eat fresh! So fresh the animals are still walking around..”
Mychael “I’m glad we came to this subway, the manager at the other is a real quack!”
Brandon “Ducks: did you look at the menu? I see us on it! Waddle away WADDLE AWAY!”
Chris “This isn’t the pond… but we’ve sure come to the right place for bread!”
desibaba “for ducks sake, anyone got change for a bill??”
Steve “If they put their bills together they could split a footlong.”
Elyn “I didn’t know teenage girls liked subway so much!”
Compodulator “PETA tries a new technique..”

“Excuse me can I have a job. I have an unpaid bill.”
5 little ducks went out day ….buy subway????
Not only human eat healthyly ,even ducks eat healthyly to !!!! SUBWAY ALWAYS THE BEST!!!!!
Now Iam sure that subway is good like i see they have also animals costumers
Congratulations to the winners!
However the winning captions suggest that the judges have a… youthful… sense of humor.
Need a break from the rain? Duck for cover at Subway!
haha i never thought id actually win, thanks skout! :3
Everyone has to do it like duck<3
What the duck is happening?(:
What did you DUCKS do to the chickens that where here?
If I didn’t have to stand on a brick to kick a duck in the butt, i’d say something to these little cutters.
those humans r so stink….T.T find some hot chicks as soon as u can !
Duck1: you said there was a pond here?
Duck2:there is is behind the counter ,but its abit hot
Duck1:so a jacuzi then?
Duck2: yeah, and theres a sauna
Duck1: so what we waiting for?!?! Lets go!!
Ducks: dude are there some fresh fish?? Just wanna have some for snacks.
Guy 1: ohh sorry just meats in here I think the big buddy out there took it all..
Guy 2: I need those fish for my diet can’t you see all those muscles I’m fit and junk you all or eat you duckies..!!
zu wenig natürlicher Lebensraum verseuchte Seen und Flüsse gibt uns was wieder Quack Quack …Yes we can …
I saw my wife on your menu. You are hunter. I will kill youuuu… wad wad ;(
this is the most funniest thing i’ve ever seen the mighty ducks taking over subway and the customers
Ducks in subway
At the beginning of may, that’s our monthly specialtay!! Lol
Should have been, the ducks all protesting in subway about the new duck in hoi sin sauce footlong, with all ducks shouting hell no wee won’t go.
ha nice aflack!!! tee hee! aflack is my friends nickname too! haha lol…
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Haha that’s so funny
love it.
Duck#1 emm I’ll have the 6″ meatball maranara plz what you having bill? Duck#2 I’ll have the same but make mine a footling.
“Ducks eat for free at subway”- mitch hedberg
Oh look. A bunch of teenage girls at subway!
Lol too funny
Estou a procura de uma pessoa legal a fim de curtir novas experiências, alegre estrovertida de bom humor
Duckway now open for business,
Try our new quacker sub
Old McDonald had a subway eya eya yo
The spirit of American! Freedom for everyone! No discrimination even ducks!
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
“Hey guys let’s we can get to $5 foot longs! Since we all have 2 bills a piece!” Congrats to all!!!
It’s quackers
Oola
duck1: where is the shopping carts?
duck2 : yeah ive been looking for it too
lol
Subway: we sell duck fresh
“Sub way gonna. Kill the ducks and put it in our food” but we don’t wanna eat ducks. We want. Chicken. Instead. Of.ducks,.
We’re not fat, we’ve always saddled this way.
Ducks want to order duck confit but its out of stock…:( ducks complaining
I don’t have 5 loonies, will you accept 5 ducks?
It’s perfect place to socialize..
“Choose a duck for your Subway meal.”
quack ! quack ! i love this picture! so peculiar but cute….
no more chicken..replace with freshy duck…it’s time for quackerz
Like my pet ducks we thought they could be our new mascots or just pets they’re friendly at time
What the???!! Why ducks are here?,maybe there is a zookeeper on this restaurant. Im loosing my mind even the cashier is not here. This is nightmare am I dead? Is my eyes broken maybe this is not real!! Maybe the ducks are human as we are.. Or they are aliens!!! Pls send us to.mental hospital..waaaaahhh…..
I guess subway’s trying out a new five bill foot long.
DUCK: “listen up quackies. If we dont line up, one of them dudes will take us for free”..:)
Are those ducks real? What a briliant idea hehehe.
Hi
Call story bro, needs more ducks!
What anice
Oi
Holy duck! Subway sammich is so delicious !!
Very funny!!! I could have come up with something like dat lol!!! Aflac duck
duck in get a subway.ud beak quackers not too.
The day after hunting season at Subway.
So funny and I like it
There are six ducks out there and they all want SUNCHIPS!
duck:where is our mother egg?
Just stopping in for some Milk & quackers , doh!
You don’t have to duck out on flavor just to eat healthy
“Wrong commerical…wheres flac at???”
Am I the only one who sees ducks? ^.^
Oi tudo bem
We make it fresh!
….a Footlong Veggie Delight on Whole Wheat, how much for extra bread????
What one duck says to the guy n the “muscle shirt”…Alright man…enuff showin off for the ladies over there…can I have my hair piece back now…I feel a draft
Duck: What the flock? I thought the subways were flooded with water.