Canned Openers.

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Do you have game? Are you quite the charmer or just simply good with words? Whatever it is you are or think you are; we want you…to share your best catchy openers! You might be thinking to yourself one liners are L A M E but you’ve got to admit they can break the ice. If you ever used a catchy opener and got a smile, a chuckle, or a response then you know what? Success!! A simple hello and hey can only go so far nowadays. Sigh…Plus, some of us aren’t so great with starting a chat therefore using an opener can offer the foundation needed for a conversation to take off.

Here’s where YOU come in…

Skout has users from all over the world so we’re interested in catchy openers in whatever language you know or speak! German, Korean, Spanish, Chinese, English, Cambodian, Extraterrestrial, so on and so forth. The language doesn’t matter much however, just be sure to translate them into English so we all can get a giggle out of them. A handful will get chosen to be featured in our Wink Bombs! Pretty awesome, right?! You could be famous! Well, not really but it’s still pretty awesome. Ohh, and we’ll give you FREE Skout points if your submission wins!

Below are a few examples of previous submissions currently used in our Wink Bombs:
* Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I found his missing angel.
* Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
* Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you’ve got FINE written all over you!
* Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
* Do you mind if I save your picture? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
* Someone call the fire department; you are SMOKIN!
* If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
* You wouldn’t happen to have a map, would you? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
* I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Skouts, and if you think you can do better now is your chance! Comment below with as many catchy openers you can think of. The more the merrier I always say. Well, unless it’s a handful of girls sharing a bathroom. Haaa!

Here’s an example I received today:
* Spanish: Me enamore de tus ojos. (English: I fell in love with your eyes).

Anywho, I look forward to reading your submissions. May the best Skout win!

Spread the word! “Like” it, Tweet it or both! :)

Good day,
Sheena

211 thoughts on “Canned Openers.”

  6. let me help you spell skout….its like me ending having “t”ea with “u”, pls no need going round about for an “ok”..you can start with a “s”…

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  10. Seriously Lame is a understatement for these so called ice breakers.. Try keeping it official fellas. Use words that are charming not corny..

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  22. Here’s one read a persons profile I mean the comments buzz all of it show a genuine interest and ask them whyy they made that comment or statement and be honest with that person and see where it goes

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  24. Well this one only works if the girl is wearing glasses.
    May I barrow your glasses so I can make sure that I’m not seeing a real angel.

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  32. Excuse me miss. Do you know how heavy a full grown polar bear is when he jumps..? …hard enough to break the ice hi I’m cody may I ask you out for a drink.

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  36. I have a bunch. But heres my favorite

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall.. is to fall in love with me.

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  37. ur FACE is one BOOK for which I dnt mind to become even a worm! ..wuld luv to “share” my eve with u; wuld u “like” to COMm EN’t hav a drink with me?

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  44. “If this was to be my last moment in life, I’m glad it was spent looking at you.”

    “Santa, please cancel everything on my wish list, ’cause I just found the perfect gift.”

    “I just looked up the word ‘sexy’ in the dictionary and saw your picture.” ;)

    “Are you a ghost? ‘Cause your eyes are out of this world.”

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  45. Oh hi, just wanted to share something with you since u’r so gorgeous!! See that guy over there? He’s my boyfriend but I’m willing to share if ur game ;)

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  47. So there’s this new movie out and my mum said I’m not allowed to go by myself…

    It’s lame
    But oh so cute

    Another one ..

    Are u accepting applications to ur fan club

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  57. Going to the club where you are, $20
    Buying you a drink, $10
    Tipping that waitress with the double d’s, $5
    Getting to know you better, sounds expensive!
    The hard work paying off, priceless!

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  60. Did you know that when you look at someone you like your pupils dilate.. The reason for this is because I want to take as much of you in before I have to part ways. ;)

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  63. Si pudiera mover las estrellas alrededor de ti todavia no Abria bastante para Que alumen comos tu ojos y tu sonrisa… ( pretty sure I .mispelled few things lol )

    If I could move.the stars around u it wouldn’t shine as bright as ur eyes and smile

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  66. ‘should I wake you up tomorrow with a phone call or with a kiss?’

    Spanish: Cómo quisiera ser una lágrima tuya para nacer en tus ojos, crecer en tu rostro y morir en tus labios.

    English: How I would like to be a tear to born in your eyes, grow in your chin and die in your lips.

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  74. This text should not be read!!
    if u read u the owe me a kiss,
    removed means u have a crush on me,
    saved means love
    do not be angry hehe :)
    if u angry mean affection,
    scowl means like,
    smile means love,
    am I received?
    u replied, we invented,
    if not replied means courtship,
    checked me out means miss

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  76. Well, its not quite a pick up line, bit ive used stupid jokes like these when i want to talk to an attractive girl at a bar or on facebook:

    A screwdriver walks up to a bar and the bartender says “hey, did you know we have a drink ned after you?” the screwdriver replies “You have a drink named marty?”… *after the giggle or rolled eyes* hi I’m Luke

    Its worked more than once to spark a conversation

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  83. “do you believe in love at the first sight? Or should I cross your way again?” that’s a German opener…

    Or another one but it is a bit critical…

    “would you sleep with me for 100 €???” and if she sais no: “oh damned, I really could use the money…”
    A friend of mine got some numbers with that!!!

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  87. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk ? my zipper

    i know its not christmas, but santa’s lap is always ready.

    Im like chocolate pudding, i look like crap but im as sweet as can be

    im addicted to yes, and allergic to no. so whats it gonna be

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  90. IN Arabic ﻋﻨﺪﻙ ﺧﺮﻳﻂﺔ? ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﺍﺿﻴﻊ ﻓﻲ ﻋﻴﻮﻧﻚ

    IN English .. DO you have a map?Because i always keep getting lost in your eyes

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  103. I block anyone who sends me a canned response. What happened to actually bothering to engage with someone by reading their profile and responding appropriately rather than using a cliche?

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  107. In the grocery store,in the mall or just in a public place,my best that has always worked is to look a woman in her eyes and tell them that i am looking into the most beautiful eyes that my eyes have ever seen,works everytime,never failed for me 

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  117. Someone said this to me a few days ago and I thought it was sooo cute:

    There are 21 letters in the alphabet…o wait I missed out U R A Q T

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  123. This 5 yr. Old boy took a shower with his mom he looked down and said mommy what’s that and his mom said honey that’s my bush. The next day he took a shower with his dad and looked down and said daddy what’s that his dad said well son that’s my snake. The next day he took a shower with his grandma He looked up and said grandma said well dear them are my head lights. That night he woke up with a nightmare and went to his mommy and daddies then he ran into grandmas room and said grandma grandma turn on your head lights daddies snake is lost in mommies bush.

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  124. Your eyes are prettier than the stars in the sky. When I see a shooting star, I wish I can see your smile becaus everytime I see it it makes me smile and I wish I could be with you.

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  130. (filipino)
    boy: pustiso ka ba?
    girl: bakit?
    boy: kasi I can’t smile without u
    (english)
    boy: are you a false teeth?
    girl: why?
    boy: because I can’t smile without u

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  138. for example ill give you six that work: 1.Hi,I just wanted to congragulate you on winning the prize of gods most beautiful creation ever. 2. Hey I saw you win god’s most perfect angel award, but you must be wondering I’m no angel but you are, he just took away your wings so we could meet, hi I’m shannen. 3.I’ve been thinking of words to describe you…..beautiful…..gourgeous………..amazing………..stunning, but none of them compare to your name, you know why?, because your name defines the most amazingly beautiful thing that will ever be noticied like no lie;caution looks will kill upon contact. 4.I’m sorry that I’m not saying much but your looks keep putting me on mute! 5.I know you’ve broken a countless amount of hearts with your looks, but can you steal mines and break it succesfully? 6. I bet you get everything because of your looks but can you get me?

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  139. I had the one about copying my pic to show Santa what he wanted for Xmas used on me the other day. I just put lol. Later the guy asked if I Thot he wkd get his wish. I didn’t answer. Not bad looking guy. But 20 yrs younger, and apparently didn’t read profile, otherwise it might of worked. Lol. OK here’s my one liner. At a karaoke bar, make/female singing. I walk up to a gut and “I KNOW u and I could sing then under us!”. Lol. Had my singer for the night ;)

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  143. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

    Is your daddy a thief? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and pull them into your eyes?

    I looked up the word GORGEOUS in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

    I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a gorgeous smile. So… Would you please smile for me?

    Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

    Can I have directions? …to your heart.

    For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive and that heaven has been bought to me.

    Have you always been this cute or did you have to work at it? ;P

    You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women/men look really bad.

    I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

    You know, girls like you give guys like me a reason to live.

    Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

    Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

    Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

    Your dad must be an awesome baker, because you have rad buns!

    Out of curiosity, were you born on a plane? Cuz baby, you’re fly!

    Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?

    If I had handcuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now!

    It’s a good thing I bought my gloves today, otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

    Yesterday, I found this magic lamp and I asked the genie to let you to fall in love with me…Did it work?

    That’s amazing! Your eyes are the exact same color as my porsche!

    Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!

    I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?!?! ;)

    Are those space pants? Because your legs are out of this world!

    It’s a good thing I have my library cars, because I’m checking you out!

    See these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you!

    If I asked you…would you marry me?

    Do you want to come over? My mom wants to be the first one to meet the girl of my dreams!

    Hey, I’m writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL?

    If it started to rain, would you come under my umbrella? 

    You are beautiful in every language!

    If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!

    I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring…

    Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    So, are you ever going to talk to me or were you just going to continue to stare?

    You’re gorgeous! Mind if i use so I can impress my friends?

    Nice boots, want a meaningful relationship?

    Hey, I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a root beer!

    Hey, I’m in a oak band!

    Excuse me, but you owe me a soda! Cuz when I saw how beautiful you were, I dropped mine.

    How are you ["fine"] darn right you are!

    You are a cruel thief, cuz you stole my heart!

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    Are you O.K.? Because it’s a long fall from heaven!

    I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beauty!

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  146. At me enamore de un angel :) <3
    (I just fell in love with an angle )

    Porque tu estas aqui, nena tu eres bella por fin encontré mi cielo
    EBay aré Youtube héroe yogur beautiful i final ley round my sky(match, love)

    Can i have a map ?
    For what ?
    I'm either gonna get lost in your eyes or your heart !

    You can describe a person with many words but for some reason only one comes to mind when I see you!
    What?
    Beautiful

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  154. Superman’s breath is strong enough to blow out Class F5 tornadoes like they were mild spring breezes, and extinguish the infernal (5,000 – 7,000 degrees) heat of erupting volcanoes with no more difficulty than any mortal man would have in snuffing out a lit match…but if he ever tried to use his breath to put out YOUR fire, it would be only the 3rd thing that he’d never be able to do on his own (the other two being: surviving prolonged exposure to green kryptonite radiation, and surviving a battle with any villain who knows black magic)!

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  155. Okay, it was a little long. In plain English, it means that “you’re so damn hot, even Superman’s breath couldn’t put you out”!!!!!

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  156. What’s the difference between America’s Next Top Model and you? You have no reason what-so-freakin’-ever to be jealous of America’s Next Top Model (and that’s NO joke – my four least favorite words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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  160. I heard you signed up for a college graduate course in “Advanced Ugly 101″, and the college dean ordered you to be expelled because you couldn’t follow the teacher’s directions!

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  161. So you look too pretty for me to get a real number, think I could get a fake one? I would still be able to tell peiple I got a number from a beautiful girl.

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  162. The only reason why your application to compete on “America’s Next Top Model” is because professional models are ineligible…not to mention the fact that all of the other contestants would be so jealous of you, they’d probably try to lynch you!

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  165. Q. What’s the difference between a banana and you?
    A . I can eat a banana, but I can’t fall in love with it…’cause it’s nowhere near as a-PEEL-ing as you are!

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  168. If you had posed for Michaelangelo, the “Mona Lisa” would be worth a million times more than it is right now, because it would be a portrait of YOU!

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  172. i don’t usually get down on my knees and worship at the feet of every girl I see…but then again, you’re the very first real live goddess I’ve ever met! What is your will, my queen? Command me, and I will obey!

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  173. I work in the mailroom at my day treatment program…wanna play “post office?” I’ve got plenty of MALE to put in your BOX!

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  174. I have 3 rules regarding beautiful women:
    1. Do whatever it takes to make them happy.
    2. If they get hurt (either emotionally or physically), go out of your way to nurse them back to health.
    3. Remind them at every opportunity that their welfare is of the definabsotively highest priority. PERIOD.

    So…any questions?

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  175. If you were my girlfriend I would call you “fast food” ’cause you’d be my one-and-only favorite place to eat out!

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  176. Hey, how you doin’? My name is Spike. What do you say we go someplace a little more private and get to know each other better?

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  177. (seen on a wanted poster):
    WANTED: (your name and photograph here) for innumerable counts of being a ferociously beautiful specimen of femininity.
    APPROACH WITH CAUTION – HANDLE WITH CARE; EXTREMELY LOVABLE

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  178. This is gonna sound like a stupid question, but were you created in a genetic engineering lab? The only reason I’m asking is because there’s no way in Hell that normal sex between a man and a woman could have produced anything as perfect as you are!

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  183. Do you work for UPS? Because you delivered the whole package!

    Were you a construction worker? Well you sure know how to work my jackhammer!

    Someone get me a cup, I just found a tall drink of water.

    Are you an arsonist? Cuz you just set my heart ablaze!

    Were you born yesterday? Because I swear nothing this perfect existed until now!

    Are you an electrician? Because you sure know how to turn me on!

    Do you have a magnet? Because I’m strongly attracted to you.

    I must’ve died, because your to beautiful to exist on earth.

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  187. My new years resulitons are…

    1. To care less what others think.

    2. Be more environmental.

    3. Eat less junk food.

    Did a second one because I put the wrong name for my account the first times…

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  191. Q. Why am I jealous of trees?
    A. Trees have wood throughout their entire existence; the only time I ever have any wood is when I see a ferociously smokin’ hot beautiful woman…like YOU!

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  193. If all the stars stopped shinning, I would know know why… Next to you, next to the beautiful bloom that is your soul, next to the sparkling glory that is who you are… The stars are nothing… You outshine them all….

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  196. If you had been on the Titanic, you could have saved everyone…your ferocious hotness would have melted the iceberg!

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  199. (1)…I just have to say has anyone ever told you how Beautifull you are. (2)..You are the kind of Woman that can make my HEART beat fast and Slow all at the same time… (3)… You are so BEAUTIFULL when GOD made you he broke the mold and threw it away so no one can ever steal his design for perfection…. (4)… You never need to wear makeup because it just makes you more BEAUTIFULL than you really are.. (5)… You are SWEETER than sugar more TAISTIER than fruit if you were a mixture of both i would have a major sweettooth..

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  201. The guy in talkin to used this one, “I love ur name!!!! (wait for response)… But dont u think it’d look great with my last name!?” <3 it's he sweetest thing ever!

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  207. Excuse me but do u kno how much a polar bear weighs?……….enough to break the ice, hi im taylor..(i love it caus its not a creepy line and most of the time they laugh at it)

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